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Some funny jokes

Two muffins are in an oven.
The first says, "Boy it's hot in here?"
The second screams, "Agggghhhh, a talking muffin."

If the second muffin is a talking muffin then he shouldn't be shocked when he learns that the first one is. This joke was contributed by Tony's 12 year old son, Dominic. If you don't get it, put your mouse here.

Two chemistry majors walk into a bar.
The bartender says to the first, "What can I get for you?"
"H2O."
"And you?" the bartender asks the second.
"I'll have an H2O, too."
The second guy died.

'H2O too' sounds like 'H2O2', which is hydrogen peroxide, which is poisonous. If you don't get it, put your mouse here.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world - those who understand binary and those who do not.

10 is the binary representation of the number 2. If you don't get it, put your mouse here.

There are three kinds of people in this world - those who can count and those who cannot.

Whoever said this obviously falls into the group that cannot count. If you don't get it, put your mouse here.

One has no butt and the other has no ears. If you don't get it, put your mouse here.

After careful scrutiny, it is our understanding that the blonde student was given credit for the answer, but the board of education has warned math teachers to be more explicit in the future.

(My apologies to blondes, intelligent and otherwise. I merely copied this verbatim.)

 

 

She was supposed to find the value of X, not the X itself. If you don't get it, put your mouse here.